
January 2008: Grey’s Anatomy star and Apatow acolyte Katherine Heigl. Photograph by Norman Jean Roy; styled by Sarajane Hoare. via Vanity Fair’s Year in Pictures, Part One | vanityfair.com
Let me tell you something. Work is not about fun. It’s about work. It’s about seeing how much crap you can take from the boss man, and then, taking some more.
—Red Foreman, That 70’s show (via fuckyeahtvshows)
For what it’s worth, my mother says that when we deceive for personal gain, we make Jesus cry.
—Sheldon Cooper Ph.D, The Big Bang Theory (via fuckyeahtvshows)
Dan: Hey, i’ve been wondering where you were.
Chuck: You mean all of your life?
Dan: Hey, uh, don’t take this the wrong way Serena, but you sound just like this jack ass we know.
Chuck: Serena has food poisoning, she’s too sick to come to your little play date.
Dan: Put her on the phone.
Chuck: The bathroom doesn’t get reception.
Dan: Somehow I don’t believe you.
Chuck: … And I’d like to say i’m a little glad about that, but my poor sick sister has asked for my assistance in the matter. I’ll leave at this, she’s not comming, don’t try calling.
Humphrey, always a pleasure.
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“In our apartment, if you’re a-hopin’ to score, don’t leave your socks on the floor.”
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Lily: You’re here! This is fantastic
Barney: Baby, shimmer your husband’s right there. At least attempt to hide it.
“I’m pregnant”
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Ken: Hey Nick, maybe you’ll get lucky at the punk club later tonight.
Nick: [scoffs] You think so?
Ken: Sure. All these punk girls hate themselves, that’s got to improve your chances. [smirks]
Nick: That’s really really funny. [Whacks Ken]
Ken: OWW!
[Just then, Daniel drives up and they notice his new punk look]
Ken: [sniggers uncontrollably]
Nick: No, stop it. He looks good.
Daniel: Shut up! Get in!
Nick: [to Daniel] You look really good.
Ken: [still laughing]
Nick: Can I use you to clean out my ear later?
Ken: Hey, er, Edgar Winter called, he says he needs his hair back for a gig tonight.
Daniel: Yea, yea, yea. We’ll see who looks stupid when we get there.Freaks and Geeks: Season 1, Episode 15 - Noshing and Moshing



